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Teeth
I know I’m not supposed to mess with the dentist’s tool when they leave me alone, but I’ve never been great with “supposed to.” ...
Oct 8, 20204 min read


Fancy
The thing no one tells you about big, fancy wedding dresses is how hot and sweaty they make you once you’re wearing them. ...
Oct 7, 20205 min read


Rodent
This new home I moved into today seems lovelier than ever. Tall glass windows on all sides, and the most luscious cedar floors. ...
Oct 6, 20202 min read


Blade
Their lost job had gone bad. Terribly, awfully bad. The guy they’d hired to tip them off when the police were headed over had ...
Sep 30, 20205 min read


Radio
For the longest time, it felt like we were going somewhere. We'd get in the car, crank the radio, and drive. Sometimes for hours ...
Sep 30, 20206 min read


Bulky
I don’t know why I come to this gym. I hate going to the gym. I hate exercise. I hate people that exercise. I’m surrounded by bulky dudes...
Sep 29, 20204 min read


Wisp
Watching the smoke from my cigarette spiral upward in tiny wisps keeps me calm. I take a drag and let it flow out through my nose ...
Sep 28, 20205 min read


Fish
I always loved this boat. Ever since my grandfather took me out on the water as a kid. I watched the shoreline get smaller and smaller ...
Sep 27, 20205 min read
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